A TEXT POST

FOR SCIENCE

screamingcrawfish:

alphaqueer:

daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

I have asked twitter.

Now to wait. 

Like I’m fishing.

For answers.

About dicks.

EDIT:

SOMEONE WITH A DICK ANSWERED! :D

But is this true for all dicks? 

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theoddmentemporium:

In 1999, workers restoring a medieval communal fount called the Fountain of Abundance in the Tuscan town of Massa Marittima discovered a curious mural hidden behind a whitewash layer. It depicts a tree heavily laden with heavily laden phalluses under which eight or nine women stand in various poses and large black birds fly. Expert thinks the fresco dates to 1265, the same year inscribed on the fountain itself. ZOOM.

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A TEXT POST

how 2 draw man couches

dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: This is an odd question, but whenever I try to draw a man’s crotch, it always looks….odd. Could you please help?

yes this is an odd question

and yes i’ll be glad to throw something out there

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bacon-beer-and-boobs:

rarity-is-best-pony:

Salem…is that a phone?

It doesn’t look like a phone :/

Salem. What are you doing with Sabrina’s private things.

Salem. That is not a phone.

Salem. :|

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omgthatartifact:

Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box

19th century

Christie’s

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getwilde:

spandexsuperhero:

So to anyone who is thinking about sending their dick photos to me.

I will only accept dressed up dicks. THEY NEED TO BE HANDSOME, AND ROMANTIC.

Anything less than this will be scoffed at and deleted.

Everything else will be hilarious and posted on Tumblr HAHAHAHA

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