allmermaids: I came across this and instantly thought of your lovely tumblr. :) Omg thanks @thedisnerd <3! /waiting for Brave *-*
natatas: princeney:misha-bawlins: Awesome nature sounds generator. You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer. No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything. i have thunder, heartbeat whales and tribal drums...
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
apriki: And Hitler was like: And Goebbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like:
Things People Say to my Husband: DUDE, YOU'RE...
Just because something happens to go wrong in my life doesn’t mean that it’s automatically my husbands fault. Do you REALLY think I’m that shallow? BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU.
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via watchyourowlpost)
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
bitch can I help YOU!?
YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION...
When Legolas yells "They're taking the hobbits to...
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I love when you meet someone and you find...
Hawaiians do not blog: Cancel your credit cards... →
hawaiiansdonotblog: A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to…
I'm in that limbo between sleepy and totally...
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Vital Information for Your Everyday Life
Dear Dudes, Shorts are awesome. Atlanta weather is warm enough to permit you and every other short wearing person the chance to put on this summer garment. That’s awesome. However, it’s not awesome when you forget to put on undies and decide to cross one foot over your knee, and you’re wearing a shorts that are cut higher than the knee. Your balls are staring at me.
Good Intentions Axe Murder
Every time I look at my life I think
Fuck you AiA.
WHEN YOU WIPE THE DIRT OFF YOUR GLASSES.
-hogwarts: its like seeing a new light. and suddenly you realize that the world is not foggy, it was just your ditry-ass glasses.