Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
Not entirely true (as most married couples will tell you) getting married is exhausting! A lot of married couples are so tired they zonk out and have the sex in the morning. It’s a nice wake up call. #adultsecrets
Here are the 25 prompt words and phrases to inspire your holiday femslash fic. Each prompt corresponds with the calendar date in December, so be sure that the fic you post matches the theme of the day.